Robert Plant. Chubbies. That's All.

Ahead of Their Time: Rock Stars Who Loved Chubbies Before They Even Existed

Fact: Robert Plant is cooler than Jimmy Page. Look how uncomfortable Jimmy looks in those pants, man. But not Robert, nah; he’s as cool as ice. Bet it’s because those super short shorts give him the comfort and freedom he needs to be all the man he can be.