Ha. I’m sure that you wouldn’t have believed it anyway. Sometimes I still try, though. But then I remember that I spent a better part of my childhood looking like this:
Who am I trying to fool?
Now. As I did in Being Awkward, Part I, I will share with you below the mistakes I made to only further myself into what I like to call awkward doom.
On top of those mistakes, though, I want you to know that there were elements of my being that were beyond my control. To name a few: my lanky height, protruding nose, poor skin, and red hair. These detriments to my appearance embedded themselves in my psychosis, feeding my insecurities and shyness. They deemed me incapable of talking to boys and nervous when talking to girls. I found comfort mostly in reading and therefore buried my nose in a book whenever the threat of social interaction lurked in the school halls. As a child, my awkwardness mattered not. As an adolescent, my awkwardness enveloped my being.
I've warned you before and I'll warn you again: my adolescent awkwardness was not pretty.
Without further ado here it is; here comes the big, the bad, the scary wolf of my adolescence...
Being Awkward, Part II
(Disclaimer: there are not photos to support my claims in this post, as I heavily avoided the camera between ages 10 and 15. Sorry.)
Adolescent mistake #1: Not knowing how to style my hair (are you noticing a pattern with my hair here? Thanks for the ginger genes, mom and dad). It took me until high school to figure this one out. I went from a childhood of braided and unkempt hair to a preteen phase of frizzy and bushy hair. I had no idea what to do with it.
Adolescent mistake #2: Experimenting with colorful, drugstore makeup and wearing it out of the house. Nobody can rock white lip gloss and baby blue eye shadow, let alone a pale-skinned 12-year -old ginger.
Adolescent mistake #3: Not knowing when to start shaving my legs. Who does, though? When is the right time? For me, the time came when our middle school mean girl looked at my legs in gym class and said, "Eiw. Your legs are hairy." I went home crying that night and my mom bought me a razor. (Albeit was an electric razor, so I wouldn't cut myself).
Adolescent mistake #4: Not wearing a properly fitted bra, or not wearing a bra at all. What is one supposed to do with those barely there, but there nonetheless boobs? This was a subject that I refused to breach with my mother, as any tom-boy-turned-preteen would. My sisters had already grown up and moved out of the house, so I couldn’t consult them either. I tried to figure it out on my own, and failed. I remember running a timed mile in a Victoria's Secret black tank top with a built-in bra in 7th grade. That was maybe top 5 most embarrassing moments of my life. But after that, I understood. I accepted the size of my chest and its relationship with my dwindling childhood, and opted for a bra with some wiring. And starting running in sports bras.
Adolescent mistake #5: Not having a clue about personal style. A childhood of cropped tops, stirrup pants, and tie-dye did not lead to an adolescence of chic style. Cropped tops turned into poorly-fitting tank tops and boxy t-shirts, stirrup pants turned into bell bottoms and high-waters (I had long legs, ok?), and the tie-dye…stayed.
Slowly but surely, though, things did get better. I started to take notice of others around me, those that were not awkward, and studied their appearance. This led me to invest in hair product, throw out the cheap makeup, and find stores that made clothes to fit my height. In addition to all of that, my mother forced me to join sports teams and made sure that I engaged in social activities outside of my comfort zone. Eventually, I shed my awkward skin.
Not completely though; some days, I still feel like that pimply, big-nosed, poorly dressed 12-year old. Instead of letting my awkwardness torture me now, however, I just accept it. I will forever be awkward, and that's ok.
Awkward is as awkward does. No matter how you dress it.